Your daily commute was missing a little apocalyptic tension.

A sleek, silver aluminum case bearing the logo of everyone's favorite fictional, highly unethical pharmaceutical company. It looks like it should be handcuffed to the wrist of a rogue scientist, but instead, it’s going to hold your lunch.

HR wants to know what's in the box.

Perfect for the pop culture nerd who wants to bring some cinematic drama to the real world. Use it to carry your tablet, store your collectibles, hide your snacks, or simply leave it casually under your office desk to make your boss extremely nervous.

The Details (Because containment protocols require specs):

• The Vibe: 100% suspicious corporate activity.

• The Dimensions: 11.4" x 7.8" x 3.5" (29x20x9cm). Compact enough for daily carry, spacious enough for your "secret formulas" (or just your charger and keys).

• The Function: Fully functional latches and a sturdy handle.

• The Disclaimer: Highly classified bio-weapons are not included. You have to source those yourself.

Nobody asked for a globally threatening lunchbox, but here we are. Add to cart. Just don’t drop it.