Peace was never an option.

He’s roughly 9 inches of pure, unadulterated tactical preparation. Equipped with a headset, combat goggles, and an arsenal of tiny plastic firepower, this duck is fully prepped to secure the perimeter of your keyboard.

And if you need backup? Call in the Supply Dog. He’s just a good boy carrying a ridiculous amount of crates on his back, silently questioning his life choices while delivering your emotional support cargo.

Your desk feels like a warzone anyway. Might as well dress for it.

Perfect for the coworker who takes their job way too seriously, or for your own workspace when the emails start getting aggressive. Place them next to your monitor and let your team know you are heavily armed (with sarcasm) and completely out of context.

The Details (Because the payload needs specs):

• The Recruits: Choose between the Tactical Duck (approx. 23cm) or the Supply Dog (approx. 15cm).

• The Gear: 3D printed PLA. Headphone colors are random, because the supply chain is unpredictable.

• The Vibe: 10% cute, 90% ready to breach and clear.

Nobody asked for a heavily armored duck, but here we are.