They say building miniatures is a relaxing way to relieve stress. They clearly haven't spent 15 hours gluing together a microscopic espresso machine.

Nothing says "relaxing weekend" quite like spending up to 15 hours gluing together a microscopic espresso machine. Welcome to your new hyper-focus obsession. This kit lets you build a highly aesthetic, intricately detailed miniature coffee shop. It's the ultimate physical tribute to the only substance keeping you functioning during the workweek: caffeine.

A tiny sanctuary for your caffeine addiction.

Perfect for puzzle lovers, architecture nerds, or anyone looking for an excuse to ignore their phone for an entire weekend. Once you survive the grueling (but deeply satisfying) assembly process, the built-in LED lights illuminate a beautiful, glass-roofed cafe that slides right into your bookshelf. It even has tiny pastries.

The Details (Before you drink your third espresso):

• The Vibe: 10% aesthetic cafe, 90% microscopic architectural frustration.

• The Challenge: Estimated 9-15 hours of assembly time. Cancel your plans. Tell your family you love them. You live in the tiny coffee shop now.

• The Atmosphere: Features a transparent greenhouse roof and warm LED lighting to illuminate your tiny masterpiece.

• The Disclaimer: You will need your own tweezers, quick-dry glue, and 2 AAA batteries (shipping laws won't let us send the fun stuff).

Nobody asked for a 15-hour tribute to iced coffee, but here we are.

Add to cart. Pour a cup. Start building.