Casper was friendly. This guy is just fed up.

A tiny sheet ghost that crossed over to the other side and immediately got annoyed. He’s small, he’s spooky, and he’s aggressively throwing up double middle fingers to whoever dares to look at him.

Your coffee table needs an attitude adjustment.

Perfect for the home that refuses to be boring. Place him on your desk, your shelf, or right by the front door to politely tell the world to back off. It’s the ultimate decor for people who hate trick-or-treaters, or just a year-round mood for your workspace.

The Details (Because we have to):

• The Vibe: 10% spooky, 90% hostile.

• The Size: Mini and compact. Small enough to hide on a shelf, loud enough to offend your overly sensitive guests.

• The Purpose: Scaring off bad vibes and unwanted conversations.

Nobody asked for a furious little ghost, but here we are.