Watering your plants used to be boring. Now it’s just mildly inappropriate.

We took the elegance of classical Renaissance art and completely ruined it. You’re welcome. Just pour water into his hollow little head, step back, and watch him aggressively hydrate your ferns, cacti, or whatever houseplant you're currently neglecting.

Your succulents need a drink. Let him handle it.

Perfect for the plant parent with a highly questionable sense of humor. Stick him in your indoor pots, your office desk planter, or out in the garden. He is completely unbothered, highly focused, and ready to do his business.

The Details (Because hydration is a science):

• The Vibe: 10% classical art, 90% public indecency.

• The Dimensions: 6.1" x 2.4" x 1.8" (156 x 63 x 47mm). The perfect size to hide in the foliage and surprise your guests.

• The Material: Durable plastic. Built to withstand dirt, water, and the judgmental stares of your roommates.

• The Disclaimer: He comes alone. Supply your own pots, soil, and dying plants.

Nobody asked for a peeing drip irrigator, but here we are.

Add to cart. Let nature take its course.