Your childhood bath toys have been taking pre-workout.

Forget the innocent little yellow rubber duckies. This guy didn't come to float; he came to flex. Featuring an intimidating eight-pack, massive biceps, and an aggressively confident stance, he is the ultimate motivation for your next gym session.

Intimidation, but make it poultry.

Perfect for your bathroom counter, your gym bag, or the desk of that one coworker who never stops talking about their protein macros. He’s yellow, he’s plastic, and he definitely has a better physique than you.

The Details (Because gains need measurements):

• The Vibe: 100% pure ducking muscle.

• The Material: Solid 3D printed plastic. Tough enough to handle a heavy lifting session.

• The Sizes: Available in Small (5.3x2.5x6cm), Medium (6.2x3x7cm), and Large (8.9x4.3x10cm) depending on how swole you want your decor to be.

Nobody asked for a bodybuilder duck, but here we are.