Your front porch has been way too welcoming lately.

Nobody told this garden gnome to behave. Good. He’s got one message for your neighbors, the mailman, and the local HOA, and it’s definitely not "welcome." Perfect for the house that refuses to be boring.

Choose your neighborhood menace.

Available in two highly offensive moods: "Aggressively Flipping You Off" or "Completely Wasted on a Tuesday." Whether he's standing guard in your flowerbed or passing out on your bookshelf, he is doing exactly what he wants.

The Details (Because the HOA asked):

• The Vibe: 100% hostile landscaping.

• The Dimensions: The angry standing guy is 5.9" (15cm) tall. The drunk sitting guy is a compact 2.1" (5.5cm).

• The Material: Weather-resistant resin. Built to survive rain, snow, and the judgmental stares of your neighbors.

Nobody asked for a gnome flipping you off. We made it anyway.

Add to cart. Your garden deserves some attitude.