Et tu, ballpoint?

Turn your desk into the Roman Senate floor circa 44 BC. This surprisingly detailed bust of Julius Caesar doesn't just look cultured-it’s designed to be repeatedly stabbed in the back by your pens, pencils, and whatever else you use to survive the workday.

The ultimate passive-aggressive office warning.

Perfect for history nerds, or simply to send a message to that one coworker who always takes credit for your work. Keep your desk organized and your enemies close.

The Details (Because history demands facts):

• The Vibe: 50% classical history, 50% dark office humor.

• The Capacity: Holds up to 7 pens. (Historically inaccurate, he took 23, but your desk isn't that big).

• The Material: 3D printed PLA plastic with a marble-like finish. Looks like stone, weighs like plastic.

Nobody asked to recreate the Ides of March on their desk, but here we are.

Add to cart. Watch your back.