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A coffee cup suspended in mid-air, pouring an infinite stream of dark roast. It’s either a glitch in the matrix, a magic trick, or a permanent monument to your caffeine addiction. We're not scientists, so we don't know exactly how it works. We just know it looks oddly satisfying.

Your desk called. It’s bored.

Perfect for the workspace that refuses to be normal. Place it next to your keyboard, let your coworkers stare, and let them ask questions. Don't answer them. Just make unblinking eye contact while taking a sip from your actual mug.

Warning: May cause strangers to stop and say "Wait, what?"

The Details (Because we have to tell you):

• The Material: Solid resin. It looks like liquid, it feels like solid plastic. No actual coffee was harmed in the making of this sculpture.

• The Dimensions: 5.51" x 1.97" x 1.57" (14 x 5 x 4 cm). Small enough to squeeze onto your cluttered desk, weird enough to dominate the room.

• The Disclaimer: It’s a decorative sculpture. Please don’t try to drink it. We won't be held responsible for chipped teeth.