They traveled across the galaxy just to day-drink on your shelf.

He survived the Roswell crash, bypassed Area 51, and now he’s just trying to enjoy a quiet drink. He’s green, he’s completely naked, and he is bringing immaculate "out of office" energy to your home.

Whether he's silently judging your life choices with a glass of wine or tossing up a shaka sign with a fresh pint, he is the ultimate low-maintenance roommate.

Your bookshelf called. It’s bored.

Place him on the edge of your desk, your favorite stack of books, or your coffee table. He’s the perfect drinking buddy who never talks back, never asks for gas money, and always agrees with your bad decisions. Warning: May cause your guests to ask a lot of questions.

The Details (Because the government is watching):

• The Vibe: 100% extraterrestrial chill.

• The Size: About 5.9" (15cm) tall. Big enough to spark a conversation, small enough to avoid FBI detection.

• The Material: Solid resin. Built to survive Earth's atmosphere, outdoor weather, and your questionable decor choices.

Nobody asked for a drunk alien, but here we are.

Add to cart. He needs a home before the mothership comes back.