Bath time is over. It’s time for the mosh pit.

Remember those innocent little yellow rubber ducks from your childhood? Yeah, these aren't them. They went through a phase, discovered heavy metal, and now they just want to judge your music taste from your dashboard.

Choose your fighter: the demonic overlord, the 80s punk rocker, the toxic biohazard, or the one that's way too into leather. They are dark, they are edgy, and they are absolutely not allowed in the family bathtub.

Your Jeep's dashboard is entirely too normal.

Perfect for your car, your desk, or gifting to that one friend who still wears combat boots in the middle of summer. Let everyone in traffic know exactly what kind of chaotic energy you operate on.

The Details (Because the angst needs dimensions):

• The Vibe: 100% pure, unfiltered angst.

• The Material: Solid resin. They look like squeaky rubber ducks, but they are hard as a rock (just like their music taste).

• The Size: 3.1" x 2.3" x 2.9" (8x6x7.5cm). Compact enough for any shelf, loud enough to offend people with good taste.

Nobody asked for a goth duck, but here we are.

Add to cart. Your workspace needs a little rebellion.