3am. No pants. Just vibes and a fishing rod.

We don't know what he's catching. We don't ask questions. He’s just sitting there on the edge of your dashboard, completely zoned out, waiting for a bite in the middle of traffic. It’s the perfect physical representation of your brain during a Monday morning commute.

The patient predator.

Perch him on your car screen, the edge of your computer monitor, or let him actively terrorize your actual pet fish by sitting on their bowl. He is unbothered. He has all the time in the world.

The Details (Because he's not going to tell you):

• The Vibe: Maximum dissociation and cozy weirdness.

• The Size: A tiny 1.18" (3cm). Small enough to sit anywhere, weird enough to make passengers ask questions.

• The Material: Solid PVC.

• The Options: Available in multiple coat colors so you can find your perfect lazy companion.

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