You're having a meltdown. They're aligning their chakras.

These three golden amphibians have achieved a level of enlightenment you will never reach. While you’re stressing over deadlines, answering aggressive emails, and drinking your third iced coffee, they are sitting perfectly still, glowing obnoxiously, and completely ignoring the chaos around them.

Your desk desperately needs an aura cleanse.

Perfect for the workspace that is currently operating on pure panic. Scatter all three around your monitor to create an uncomfortable aura of peace, or give them to that one friend who owns way too many crystals and insists that "mercury is in retrograde."

The Details (Because enlightenment has specs):

• The Vibe: 100% inner peace, 0% helpful.

• The Squad: A complete set of 3 heavily meditating frogs in different yoga poses.

• The Material: Solid resin painted in unapologetic, shiny gold.

• The Dimensions: Roughly 3.7" (9.3cm) tall each. Small enough to fit on your messy desk, shiny enough to distract you from your work.

Nobody asked for golden yoga frogs, but here we are. Add to cart. Take a deep breath. Buy the frogs.